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Sorry for spamming your flist with these. For some reason the backdate option doesn't work as I remembered it...

Title: Butterfly effect.
Pairing: Sean/Karl
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not true, as per usual.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] jaye_voy's prompt "Karl visiting the Troy set and getting into mischief with Sean."

Basically, all of the following wouldn't have happened if Brad hadn't broken his leg when he was ten. )
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Title: The felons but and if
Pairing: Sean/Viggo
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not true, as per usual.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] evocates's prompt "Viggo/Sean, Troy era + a quote from The Marriage Portion, Adrienne Rich"

If life was a fairy tale, the films they are offered would always contain brothers in arms – Boromir and Aragorn in all kinds of universes, eras. But life isn’t a fairy tale. )
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Title: But if we are wise
Pairing: Sean/Orlando
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not true, as per usual.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] noetta's prompt "Orlibean NZ H/C"

Orlando is 23, and his head is full with concepts of how life and love maybe are supposed to be. )
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Title: I asked him to wear something revealing, so he showed up in a prophet’s toga
Pairing: Harry/Karl
Rating: Gen/PG
Disclaimer: Not true, as per usual.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] azewewish's prompt "Harry/Karl - because I'm predictable (and yes, that's my prompt)"

They are in a Cheddar Factory when Harry tells Karl he loves him for the first time. )
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Title: Protégé of Aphrodite, my ass.
Pairing: Sean/Orlando
Rating: Gen/PG
Disclaimer: Not true, as per usual.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] lenalove's prompt "Orli and Sean; oil and lemons hopefully NC17 cause I'm feeling naughty! :D "

'You should put on some sunscreen.' )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Viggo)
Title: Ahab
Pairing: Sean/Viggo
Rating: PG at most
Disclaimer: Not true.
Word Count: 650
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] bluegerl who wanted V/S and prompted “Everye neight and alle,fire
and fleete and candle-lighte” – I hope you like it, darling!

He takes refugee here, when there’s a hurricane threatening to bring chaos to his world. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (EricKarl We two)
Title: And the living is easy
Pairing: Karl/Eric (Architect/Carpenter AU)
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: Not true.
Word Count: 2100
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] griffndor who asked for “a steaming hot day, freckles and a lawn sprinkler“ – I hope you like it, darling, I love writing these two so much :).

Let’s just get something straight first: In Eric’s and Karl’s relationship – which is pretty much the perfect mixture of ‘opposites attract’ and ‘birds of a feather’ – it is Eric who wears the ‘lazy arse of the month’ badge every month.  )
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Title: Hit by lightning
Pairing / Characters: Harry/Karl, plus Orlando, Mark Wahlberg, Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG I suppose? R at best
Word Count: ~ 1500
Disclaimer: This is SO not true.
A/N 1: This is sort of the prequel to ”Thunderstruck”
A/N 2: Written for [livejournal.com profile] azewewish who wanted more of drummer!Karl and roadie!Harry. Hope you like it!

“Now, what rhymes with ‘I just got sucked off by one of our roadies again, and I liked it’…?” )
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Fuck, I'm bored :).

For the first, say, three people to respond to this with a character, a genre and a prompt/phrase I'll write fic tonight or tomorrow.

Anyone?
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So, before I leave for my big South Africa exploration on Sunday (yay!), here's some fic:


Banner by [livejournal.com profile] galor5


Title: 2001
Pairing: Orlando Bloom / Sean Bean (Paint!verse)
Rating: R
Word Count: ~3700
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
A/N: Notes regarding the location et al at the end, as per usual. This answers to two prompts – one was given by [livejournal.com profile] ireth06 (“itchy”) and one was from so long ago I forgot who gave it :(ETA: Found it, it was [livejournal.com profile] lulabel :). Anyhow, it was about the Paint boys and arguing.

He is running, spray at his naked feet, wet sand under them. The air feels salty and cleansing in his throat, like inhaling steam when he has a cold. He is running that bit too fast, breathing that little bit too irregularly; his muscles, his lungs have started to strain long ago and man, this ache is a welcome distraction. Its acid like nature manages to etch away the vile taste in his mouth, smoothens out the ragged structure of his thoughts. )
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Title: As it is, I am a morally corrupted Fiat Panda
Pairing: Karl/Eric
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~ 1400
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
A/N: Man, took me long enough, didn’t it :)? Anyway, this is finally one more prompt crossed of the list - [livejournal.com profile] griffndor asked for Karl/Eric and slice of life. – I’d like to say that this sets in the same verse as ”Fork in the road” but it’s not necessary to have read that one.

As it is, Eric is a 6’2’’ God turned man, is the Bentley Continental GT of human bodyworks. He is built, he is good looking and he has lovely hair, thank you very much. But when it comes to character traits he is not so much a Bentley and more a 1984 Fiat Panda. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (EricKarl2)
Title: Nothing says “I love you” like…
Featuring: Karl/Eric, Orlando, Brad :)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 890
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] galor5 prompted "undressing", setting in the same verse as ”Interested instantly”. I think I upgraded on silly :).





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Banner by [livejournal.com profile] galor5


Title: 2011, September
Pairing: Orlando Bloom / Sean Bean (Paint!verse)
Rating: Gen
Word Count: 1.018
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash who apparently smokes some of Sean’s weed before prompting me :). As per usual more notes at the end.

Sean is pretty certain that he is going to have a sore bum come tonight. The cobble stone gets a little less even yet. Yep, definitely bruising. And he has lost Lan. Hm. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Orlando PPP)
Title: The real reason for the war
Pairing: Hector / Paris
Rating: PG
Word count: 851
Disclaimer: Yeah. This is exactly how it happened according to Homer. Not. – The stuff about armor is actually true however.
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] poetic_self wanted more of prissy Prince Paris. I aim to please and wrote and created the world's gayest icon for the occasion :D.

Right. So, I have been out to fight today. What’s that? I totally can fight and I dare anyone who says otherwise to stand up now. I’ll make Hector beat you up! Pfft. )
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Soooo, it's promising to be a warm and sunny week, I am on holidays and have my laptop with me. Of course this means that I'm gonna spend a lot of time in the garden and write / draw. I'm halfway through with that Orlando/Dave fic I promised to write and the seans_50 muse is being utterly shy, so some advanced planning is in order:

Once more I'd like to pump you for prompts and would like to combine two of the previous call out things: I'd hump you with gratitude if you'd either
  • give me a prompt for one of my existing verses OR
  • one of the "unlikely pairing" kind, as in: a combination of characters I haven't really written before.
This can be in the form of a pairing or verse plus one single word up to a more detailed scenario you'd like (bear in mind that I suck at plot though). And to make this a bit of a challenge for you (this point is quite optional): Wish for something you haven't asked for before either. With the exception of Paint of course because there can neverbe enough Paint :).

And last but not least: I know I have some still open prompts from some of the last call outs but for some reason the muses responsible keep quiet. I'm sorry for that. If I haven't answered one of your prompts - and maybe even repeatedly - please do feel free to peer pressure me into writing for you now by bolding your entire comment ;).
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Okay, it is still roughly a month till Christmas, time to start with presents. The fact that I still don’t have any idea what to gift my family or my RL friends with doesn’t stop me from doing this here :). I am way too lazy to write Christmas cards, so you’ll all have to do with an online gift from me. And since Christmas shopping is always easier when I have a list, consider this post the enourmous flist wish list:

X-mas wishlisting




If you’d like to get something from me (and by something I mean fic, obviously), just comment here – with pairings, characters, word prompts, picture prompts, you get the idea. It can be pairings I’ve written before, it can be for one of my verses, or it can be something I’ve never done so far, you’re totally free to choose.


The only thing I ask you to do is to provide me with three different things to select from – say for example #1 Accidentally naked Orlando, #2 Faraboro, #3 Actor!AU: Nailpolish, or however you want to combine pairings, prompts and verses.

To one of your three wishes, I’ll write a drabble / ficlet / fic (whatever the muses decide on :)) for you for Christmas. Around the 25th I’ll make a post with the resulting stories for you to drag out from under the Christmas tree.

Even if we don't talk a lot or just met or whatever, please don't be shy - go ahead and demand something. I love Christmas gifting :).

(And in case you wondered, no, this doesn’t affect the still outstanding prompts from last time – I’m still definitely gonna do Orlando and Dave, Sean and Sala etc. :))
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And because this needed to be done, I give you Hector/Legolas/Paris as a farewell to this verse – you’ll find #14 at the very end of this, as this is the complete re-post of all chappies! Enjoy!



Title: Unlikely
Pairing: Hector / Legolas as well as a not-really-surprise towards the end :)
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Sure, this happened. Not.
Word Count: 100x14
A/N: In my call out for prompts and unusual pairings, [livejournal.com profile] bloominbabylon asked for Hector and Legolas. I wrote a series of drabbles which I posted in my LJ over the last two weeks. This is all 14 drabbles neatly aligned in one post for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!
A/N2: Aside from the usual suspects, you’ll find Deiphobus, Hector’s favourite brother, in this as well. - ‘Xandros’ is the short form of ‘Alexandros’, the name Homer frequently uses instead of ‘Paris’; translates to ‘protector’ :).


Unlikely )
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A bit early, since I have to be up and away quickly tomorrow morning. The 14th and last one will be posted tomorrow evening :).



Title: Unlikely 13
Pairing: Hector / Legolas
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: Still didn’t happen.
Word Count: 100
A/N: More of Hector and Legolas for [livejournal.com profile] bloominbabylon . Hermes, to whom Paris wants to file his complaints, is the God of travelers. And c’mon, this is totally realistic, we all know what a spoiled brat Xandros is :).

#13 )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (HektorParis)
Thanks for all the lovely LOVEY images you posted in response to my last entry – pretty maleness is such a good drug to help against workaolism :). As for the daily 100 words:



Title: Unlikely 12
Pairing: Hector / Legolas
Rating: R – because Paris is in it and he is dangerous, I tell you
Disclaimer: Still didn’t happen.
Word Count: 100
A/N: More of Hector and Legolas for [livejournal.com profile] bloominbabylon . – Ilion is another name for Troy.

#12 )

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