afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Eric)
Title: Clear
Pairing: Eric/Orlando (AU)
Word count: 820
Rating: Gen
Disclaimer: Not true.
A/: Written for [livejournal.com profile] bloominbabylon who wished for Banabloom. This is different than any of the prompts you gave me. I hope that’s alright :).

Everything Orlando does on screen is that. Pure. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Orlando PPP)
Title: The real reason for the war
Pairing: Hector / Paris
Rating: PG
Word count: 851
Disclaimer: Yeah. This is exactly how it happened according to Homer. Not. – The stuff about armor is actually true however.
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] poetic_self wanted more of prissy Prince Paris. I aim to please and wrote and created the world's gayest icon for the occasion :D.

Right. So, I have been out to fight today. What’s that? I totally can fight and I dare anyone who says otherwise to stand up now. I’ll make Hector beat you up! Pfft. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (EricOrlando)
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Title: Nightclub
Chapter: Don't ask me - it seems Irrlicht and I have different ways of counting *g*. It's not really necessary to know anything from the verse to understand this - aside from: nightclub owner Eric + bartender Orlando = adult content. In other words: Seasonal PORN, people!
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] irrlicht74 & [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Pairing: Orlando Bloom / Eric Bana
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All made up. Not making money with it. Yaddayadda...
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] bloominbabylon - Thank you so much!
A/N: All the previous bits from this particular incarnation of these two can be found here

ETA: You need to join the comm to read the fic. If you don't want to do that and still want to read it, please tell me and I'll mail it to you or whatever. Sorry for the trouble


Eric didn't much care about Christmas decoration, certainly didn't have any plastic reindeers installed on his roof or anything else for that matter but it had always bothered him somewhat that he had no snow to remind him that it was December.

And while I'm at it: I posted an Orlibean drabble over at [livejournal.com profile] bean_in_bloom in case anyone's interested :).
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Eric art 1)


Title: Disneyland
Pairing: Eric / Orlando
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 651
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
A/N: Written as a Christmas present for [livejournal.com profile] dienw


For Dienw )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Gerry sun)


Title: Conspiracy
Pairing: Eric/Orlando
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 857
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
A/N: Christmas fic written for [livejournal.com profile] bloominbabylon

For Bloominbabylon )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (The boys)
Title: What happens in Vegas
Pairing: Sean Bean / Eric Bana / Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC17
Word count: 992
Disclaimer: So very untrue. It’s all a lie.
A/N: Almost a year ago, [livejournal.com profile] amygirl prompted the boys and “Las Vegas” and I FINALLY got around to writing it. So, here’s five six things that happened in Vegas!

’Be my lucky charm?’ )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (art road/sky)
Summer holidays are the bestest thing ever. I spent a good deal of the afternoon in the cherry tree :). And the rest behind the laptop, writing this:

Title: After a cloudburst, in the kingdom of kitsch aka Colorado
Fandom / Pairing: Eric Bana / Orlando Bloom RoadtripAU
Rating: NC17 and again a severe lack of actual plot
Disclaimer: Very much not true at all.
Word Count: 2.548
A/N: So, I’m catching up with your prompts from ages ago, This is the third story in the roadtrip au as requested by [livejournal.com profile] wynterhawk who asked for this: ”The boys unexpectedly break down, the road's washed out due to a heavy storm. One of the boys is in need of rescuing, while the other heroically does so. Bonus points for the hero being Orlando ;)” Hope you like it, dear, even if I twisted it a bit :)!

Alright, so maybe being a journalist doesn't really make you an expert in road trips. Orlando can totally concede that - as long as it's followed by 'but being an architect doesn't either'. Which is the problem. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Bana sex hair)
Title: Pepsi or Coke?
Pairing: Eric Bana / Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not true at all.
A/N: Just an impromptu little something for [livejournal.com profile] irrlicht74 in celebration of the frigging awesome news I've just read in Jinx's journal *squishes*
A/N 2: Dialogue only fic, setting on location while shooting Troy.

Pepsi or Coke? )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Eric)
Title: On a sunny day, in the middle of nowhere aka Kansas
Fandom / Pairing: Eric Bana / Orlando Bloom RoadtripAU
Rating: NC17 and a severe lack of actual plot
Disclaimer: Very much not true at all.
Word Count: 3.000 exactly
A/N: So, this is a follow up to this story as requested by [livejournal.com profile] bloominbabylon who writes the most amazing fics that I far too seldomly comment on with the worshipping and drooling they deserve. Hope you like it, dear!
A/N2: The song referred to at the beginning is Travis Tritt’s “Great day to be alive” which always puts a smile on my face. Go listen and howl along :).

The purr of the engine sings a love song to the wind in the wheat fields left and right. He inhales deeply and swears he can smell the blue of the sky, the green of the grass. What a great day.  )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Bana)
Title: At night, on the road, in the middle of nowhere
Fandom/Pairing: Troy RPS, Eric Bana / Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Very much not true.
Word Count: 1.300
A/N: Dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] galor5 with early birthday cheers and to [livejournal.com profile] irrlicht74 who knows why *squishes*

At night, on the road, in the middle of nowhere )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (fanficwriter)
Oh, this was a wonderful Christmas. Picture me surrounded by 19th century editions of classical German literature, smelling of leather and aged paper, because my Mom and Dad got me bunches of lovely editions of Goethe and Büchner and Herder *book geek squee*

Anyway, I kept thinking of what to say to you, guys, aside from a heartfelt but rather cheap holler of Merry Christmas and went back and forth in my mind between gushing all over you or writing something seasonal. So, let’s start with the first, but an abridged version :):

I know I must sound like I had too much egg nog and chocolate (only the latter being the case) but you all really mean the world to me. It’s so wonderful to have you on my friends list, read your stories and dive into universes created by you, not so much fleeing reality but enrichening it, squee with you over our boys’ prettiness, have lengthy discussions about movies and TVseries, full of fangirlish glee as well as serious discussion. Your posts make me smile and lean back and just feel at home, challenge me and make me think, make me laugh out loud and sometimes cry with happiness or compassion. I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and a good start into 2008.

Now, as for the seasonal ficcage. How about a few snippets from universes of mine and how the boys in the respective storylines spent their holidays :)?


Christmas with the lads from the Actor!AU (Orlibean) )

Christmas with the Nightclub boys (Banabloom) )

Christmas in the wild wild West (How to Woo a Sheriff ‘verse, Orlibean) )

Dialogue only Christmas (‘Say aren’t you’ verse Orlibean) )


I might do a few more over the next days, this is fun :). – Happy holidays!
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Default)
Title: Historians
Pairing: Banabloom, Uni-verse
Rating: PG probably
Word count: 454
Disclaimer: No, I’m not Thukydides. Nor Herodot, Tacitus or Hesiod. LIES.
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] irrlicht74 requested Eric/Orlando Uni Berlin: Sex in the library and my inner historian went into overdrive :). This is a sorta weird perspective, consider yourself warned.

Read more... )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Default)
To celebrate the start of the weekend and the fact that my 12th graders cast Orlando for the leading role in Don Carlos I give you this:

Title: Center of the universe
Pairing: Hector / Paris
Rating: PG
Word count: 382
Disclaimer: Yeah. This is exactly how it happened according to Homer. I know ‘cause he shares a cell in the loony bin with me.
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] poetic_self prompted Paris, Hector and a parasol and the Paris!Muse ran away with it, cackling. This has a huge crack warning, people :D.


So, we all know the world revolves around me, right? )
ETA:Paris's Family Album Snapshots )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (HektorParis)
Title: Give them to me
Pairing: Hector/Paris / Banabloom
Rating: NC17
Word count: 341
Disclaimer: So totally not true, it’s sad.
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] jackieville prompted Hector/Paris....anal beads *blushes* and the muses had an instant orgasm :).

Read more... )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (mood Vig breathe)
I had a long but good day at school and weee, the muses paid me a visit on the road back from work!

Title: Old, three versions
Pairings: Orlibean, Banabloom, Vigbean
Fandom: RPS
Disclaimer: All lies.
Rating: R for nakedness
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash wrote a lovely 11word Banabloom in response to my last post which inspired me to these three different versions of the future. - Those are for her and for [livejournal.com profile] irrlicht74 just because :).

Old, three versions )

Also: Does anybody know whether there's "Fastlane" slash? Because I'm watching season one on DVD and man, my fingers are itching to write some myself but I haven't got tiiime...
And it's slashing itself, it's sooo easy...

Cassidy: (hand down the back of Van's pants, surprised) You wax your ass!
Van: (smiling) Don't tell the guys.


Alsoalso: My MiniQuestionaire for the mome_awards :).
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Eric Orli Nightclub)
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Title: Nightclub series Chapter 6
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] irrlicht74 & [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Pairing: Orlando Bloom / Eric Bana
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All made up. Not making money with it. Yaddayadda...
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] bloominbabylon - Thank you so much!

Remember Eric and Orlando planning a few weeks off? In Australia? Well, here you go - meet the Banas:

Chapter 6, Part 1

Chapter 6, Part 2
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Eric Orli Nightclub)

Happy birthday, Irrlicht74!


Title: Parting
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: Troy RPS
Pairing: Eric Bana / Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG and a warning for shameless schmoop ;)
Word Count: 2149
Disclaimer: All made up, totally not true. Not making money with this.
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] irrlicht74 and I share a prompt table at [livejournal.com profile] 25fluffyfics. This sets in the “Nightclub” universe, but really can be read as a standalone.
A/N 2: Written for Irrlicht’s birthday. Happy birthday, darling! *hugs you close*

Parting wasn’t so bad, really. Eric just hated the being parted part that followed. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Eric Orli Nightclub)
Title: Sunset
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: Troy RPS
Pairing: Eric Bana / Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Word count: 532
Disclaimer: All made up, totally not true. Not making money with this.
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] irrlicht74 and I share a prompt table at [livejournal.com profile] 25fluffyfics. And since my darling Irrlicht is suffering from a bad-headache-week, I thought a little fluff might help *huggles*. This sets in the “Nightclub” universe, but really can be read as a standalone.

Sunset )

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