Fic: Spell

Aug. 13th, 2017 12:29 am
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I am not entirely sure what is happening in the Czech Republic either. I am waiting for your guesses :). All I can say is that this may or may not have been inspired by hilarious spam comment I got on LJ the other day. And yes, I took the liberty of also replying to it in detail. I'm sure you all appreciate this.



[12/8/17, 11:55 p.m.]

“Hi, this is Orlando Bloom. I can't take your call right now, but you can leave a message after the tone, and I will get back to you as soon as I can. If it's urgent, contact Jackson College under 01904 667700. If it's life or death, you might consider calling the police or the fire brigade instead.”

What in Christ's name have you done to Karl, Lando? I just got a string of completely random whatsapps from him and then Beth called me and yelled at me about, I dunno, curses and how she would break up with Karl if he was covered in warts only because you try to fight your mid-life crisis in Eastern Europe. What the hell, Lando? - Oh, this is Sean by the way; hi. Sorry. Well, I reckon you try getting yelled at by Beth and keep your calm enough to leave a message the right way. By the way, Marsha Silverton arrived this afternoon, she did come by train after all since her parents couldn't drop her off. So, she's safely back in Mirkwood. I thought, since you worry, you might want to know. You see I keep your house in order in your absence, all I ask from you in return is to bring back Karl in the same state of sanity that he left with, all right? Oh and speaking of questionable sanity, Bernie insisted that I'd tell you to tell Karl that Boris ate all of Marianne's rhubarb cake yesterday and Karl now owes him a new hallway carpet. Other than that, no news from here. Drive safe and bring back some beer, yeah?
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