Fic: Nine

Aug. 9th, 2017 09:04 pm
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Aaand the correct answer for yesterday's extremely hard quiz is: Orlando, Karl, Orlando, Beth/Karl, Orlando, Sean, Karl, Karl. I think :).

And since you're all pretty awesome at guessing, I ask you all to continue the following list (brought to you by the questionable prompts of a BFF who clearly had too much sun), so we have 9+8 things on August, 9th :).

Nine things that happen over the course of August, 9th:

1 - In Wuppertal, Germany, Craig has to share the monorail with about 5000 Japanese tourists. He was just trying to get from his parents’ house to the next Edeka; he has no idea what they/i> are doing there.

2 - Somewhere else in Germany, Orlando and Karl stop at a petrol station for a pee break. Karl then hovers close to Orlando’s motorbike, looking like a shifty thug who robs people for a living (or for fun) until Orlando gives him a Euro to buy himself a Mars bar.

3 - In a hotel, nestled close to the impressive mountains of Meteora, Eric dreams that Viggo decided that from this day on, he will only enter and leave Arnor house the way the monks did it in Vaarlam monastery. It’s not a particularly good dream. People, Eric thinks, should not be let down from great heights in nets. Especially when people equals Viggo.

4 - Somewhere in Italy, on a very family friendly beach, Cate’s eldest decides that he is the sole ruler of the airmattress that is shaped like a water melon slice and very pointedly shoves his siblings into the sea. Cate pretends she is asleep on her sunbed.

5 - In Wellesley Hall, Sean spends a rather rainy morning sorting through approximately 50 board games in the gaming room in the basement. His good work is somewhat hindered by three second formers who “help” by ripping out the boxes from the shelves and combining pieces from different sets to come up with new games.

6 - In Erebor Manor, Miranda learns that Marsters, the janitor, whom she has gotten to know pretty well over the last few weeks because Erebor Manor is pretty much a ruin, writes and publishes fantasy novels under a pseudonym. Sadly, she has not yet found out under which.

7 - In a monastery that has been build in the middle ages and lived in since then, Viggo has a very animated conversation about bulldozers with a monk. At least Eric thinks it is about bulldozers. He maybe shouldn’t have fallen asleep during the ‘Greek for Beginners’ tapes from the 1980s that Viggo made them listen to quite as often as he did.

8 - Somewhere else-else in Germany, at another petrol station (this time actually for petrol), Karl has to valiantly rescue Orlando who has gotten trapped in the very small aisle of the ARAL shop by a woman with a giant diaper bag and what Orlando calls ‘the world’s fucking ugliest baby’ while the woman is still within earshot. When Karl is on holiday with Orlando, he, Karl, is never called a rude disgusting horrible excuse of a human being. Karl loves going on holiday with Orlando.

9 - In Wellesley Hall, Sean has left the basement just for a quick snack. When he returns, the three aforementioned pupils have taken apart the ceiling lamp. The smallest of them is wearing the lampshade as a helmet as he defends himself against what Sean supposes is dragons. Sean decides he could go for another sarnie and closes the door again.
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