Fic: Eight

Aug. 8th, 2017 11:42 pm
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I'll let you guess who packs what :).


Karl, Orlando, and their motorbikes will be off to the Czech Republic (yes, not Poland, the short explanation for that is Karl was in charge of planning and worked under the assumption they were one and the same until Orlando told him different). There is limited room for stuff when you're roadtripping on your motorbike; these are eight items that make the cut:

- Fresh underwear

- Roadmaps (of the Czech Republic)

- A short series of treaties by Feuerbach

- The latest Playboy with a bow tied around it

- toothbrushes (two, though packed by the same person because he can really do without Karl always stinking of beer)

- broad-spectrum antibiotics

- duct tape (because someone watched too many crappy survival shows)

- a bottle opener (because someone is too much of a pussy to open his beer with his teeth like proper blokes do it)

on 2017-08-08 09:05 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] noalinnea
fresh underwear- Orlando (or Beth)
roadmaps - Orlando
Feuerbach- Orlando
playboy- Karl (present from Beth. Or Orlando, present from Sean)
toothbrushes- Orlando, obviously
broad-spectrum antibiotics??? Why? They aren't going to a developping country. Who's the secret hypochondriac?
duct tape- Karl
bottle opener- Karl

That's intriguing, so Karl brings duct tape, a bottle opener, a playboy and his motorbike? LMAO... and a picture of Boris!

on 2017-08-09 04:12 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] noalinnea
Wait... what? ;)
Okay. So maybe Orlando likes to go commando, then? But didn't he just get out of said underwear a moment ago? Does he only go commando when on a trip with Karl? Should Richard know, in that case? ;)
If those are roadmaps of the wrong country, it might just be Karl who packed those, Orlando might be a bit better prepared (and in my head they're still going to Poland and... Prague, because that's close by ;)
And that bottle opener might also be Orlando, given that second part of the sentence.
okay, so:
roadmap- Karl
bottle opener- Orlando

??? :)

on 2017-08-09 06:34 am (UTC)
Posted by [personal profile] openidwouldwork
- Fresh underwear - Orlando

- Roadmaps (of the Czech Republic) - Karl, it's where they are going, right!

- A short series of treaties by Feuerbach - Orlando, needs security booklet

- The latest Playboy with a bow tied around it - hum... that was a present from someone... has an interesting article about a roadtrip from Germany to Vladiwostok...

- toothbrushes (two, though packed by the same person because he can really do without Karl always stinking of beer) - Orlando

- broad-spectrum antibiotics - Karl, Orlando would rather wait to consult his personal gynaecologist

- duct tape (because someone watched too many crappy survival shows) - Karl, because he watched too many crappy survival shows

- bottle opener - Karl, Orlando spent time in Germany, he knows there are plenty of ways to get to the beer without one

on 2017-08-09 12:46 pm (UTC)
Posted by [personal profile] openidwouldwork
Whuh? *blinks*

on 2017-08-09 02:24 pm (UTC)
Posted by [personal profile] openidwouldwork
Er, isn't he? Dealing with ovaries and uteri and attached bits?

on 2017-08-09 04:14 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] noalinnea
Richard wants to let you know that he does not care about female genitalia. At all. And he likes to stay outside the delivery room and get the baby handed to him through a crack in the door. Because ewwww.

on 2017-08-09 06:25 pm (UTC)
Posted by [personal profile] openidwouldwork
I was wondering about that, wasn't he talking about doing births at some point? Because Neonats don't do that, they get the the product after.

on 2017-08-09 07:01 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] noalinnea
He probably was, he was planning on standing on the right side of the door then, too, though. Emergency c-sections are so much for fun for everybody involved if there's a neonatologist hanging out in the hallway ;)

on 2017-08-09 08:22 am (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] gattodoro
My feeling is that Orlando packed everything except the Playboy (Beth) and the duct tape.

I'll have you know that duct tape is very useful - meaning that I have some in my suitcase at all times, along with pegs and cable ties. And I don't watch crappy survival shows. If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape is your friend!

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