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3/8/2017 or as the yanks would write it 8/3/2017 - funny people here

Dear Viggo,

A seagull shat on my shoulder this morning. I thought of you. Not because I reckon you’re shit. Because there’s a superstition about that, isn’t there? And you’re in the business of teaching about stuff like that?
Okay, I am sitting here with Dom West and he is being rude and reading my postcard to you (okay, I read it out to him, same difference), and he says I shouldn’t talk about religion as superstition because - and I quote him here - ‘there are still nincompoops in this world who believe that nonsense’. First of all, I am catholic and my mother would tan my hide if I would quit church or God, so I wasn’t saying that you’re a nincompoop or any other kind of poop, really. Second of all, I still have no idea about whether birdshit on my favourite Hawaiian shirt now means I will be lucky in bed for the next year or something. West says not, but he has already proven himself to be a heathen, so I am not listening to him. So, can you please get back to me regarding that. Third of all, postcards are a shitty form of communication, I already ran out of space. Greetings from the Westcoast!
Gerry and West (West made me scratch that out. So rude.)

on 2017-08-05 01:23 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] gattodoro
I'm impressed that Betty can write, though this is the sort of off-the-wall communication I'd expect. Not that Viggo's cards, if he bothered to write any, would be any better, what with all those 'imaginary friends' that form the basis of his day-to-day labours (yes I am channelling Orlando here).

Are they really on the West Coast, or has it been renamed in honour of West?

And is Betty stalking West or vice versa ?
Edited on 2017-08-05 01:23 pm (UTC)


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