afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO)
Title: You’re still the one I run to
Pairing: Sean/Orlando, or gen, whatever
Rating: PG at most
Word Count: ~1200
Disclaimer: None of this is even remotely true. Believe me.
A/N: So, I wanted to write serious Boarding School AU fic. Instead, I wrote this. Written for the prompts “POV - second person * humor * I hope you forgive me someday” from here (I love that site). This is Brad’s pov, and it probably sets in the same ‘verse as ‘Fragile Stuff And Sacred Things’. Do I even have to say that it’s crack? Didn’t think so. God, I missed these two.

I know, I’ve said it before. But honestly, it needs to be said again. And possibly engraved into some bigass stone, the size of the Trojan Horse:Sean and Orlando are fucking weirdos. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Default)
Title: But if we are wise
Pairing: Sean/Orlando
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not true, as per usual.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] noetta's prompt "Orlibean NZ H/C"

Orlando is 23, and his head is full with concepts of how life and love maybe are supposed to be. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Default)
Title: Protégé of Aphrodite, my ass.
Pairing: Sean/Orlando
Rating: Gen/PG
Disclaimer: Not true, as per usual.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] lenalove's prompt "Orli and Sean; oil and lemons hopefully NC17 cause I'm feeling naughty! :D "

'You should put on some sunscreen.' )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (OrliBean)
Just re-posting this here:

Title: Beds belonging to nobody
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC 17
Disclaimer: None of this ever happened.
A/N: Written for the 2012 Trick or Treat Exchange at [livejournal.com profile] sons_of_gondor for [livejournal.com profile] moit and originally posted here. Beta by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash. - The panther image near the end of this is somewhat stolen from one of my favourite poems by Rainer Maria Rilke.

It’s hotel rooms after that first night. Darkness and the unfamiliarity of beds belonging to nobody, constantly used for the same purpose. Sean would possibly find that comforting if he felt guilty. )
afra_schatz: (SO fancy)
Here it is, the fic of doom. I’m posting the whole thing in four parts, mostly due to length. If you’re a fan of guessing along as the story unfolds (like me), I’d be curious to hear who is your suspect at the end of each part.

Title: The one with the wedding ring and the punch in the face
Pairing: Orlando Bloom / Sean Bean
Disclaimer: None of this is true, and parts of this are borrowed without permission.
Rating: R
Word Count: ~30k
A/N: This is the second story in the (very eloquently named) not-really-murder-mysteries aka the Rich Blokes AU. More notes at the end of the story.

Part One: In which Orlando turns into Magnum, P.I., and Sean (without really moving) concludes that detective work is absolutely exhausting. Also, stuff get stolen, interviews are conducted, and someone wrongfully gets shoved into the pool. )
afra_schatz: (SO fancy)
Title: The one with the corpse in the theatre
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: None of this is true and on top of that, I stole most of the plot. See end notes for that.
Word Count: ~4.5k
A/N: So, this is sort of the rabies-infested plot bunny I was yammering about a while back, the Orlibean gone ‘Psych’ one. For some reason (mostly I have no control over the muses whatsoever) this reads nothing like Psych, except maybe for Orlando’s questionable relationship with the truth. But since I am afraid this isn’t the last time we heard of these two, you all just wait...

Wherein there is a 1930s themed party, Sean and Orlando educate the world on the benefits of whiskey drinking and fedora wearing and then the bodies begin to pile up. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (OrliBean)
More fic. I should be working...

Title: Obessive Compulsive List-making aka 51 reasons why Sean loves Orlando
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Word Count: ~ 2.500
Disclaimer: This is not true.
A/N: This is a sequel to Obsessive Compulsive Behaviour aka Love but despite some references it can be read as a standalone.

#1 - When Orlando is under-caffeinated and Sean asks him which tattoo he wants next Orlando doesn’t lift his head from the kitchen table. He mumbles, “Your name across my collarbone please oh please I beg you give me coffee” like it’s one word. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO)
Oooh, lookit, she is still alive! And comes bearing fic!

So, I watched the A-Team movie and somehow that led to me writing intensely schmoopy Sean/Orlando. – Should that worry me?

Title: Met him? He lit my arm on fire!
Pairing: Sean/Orlando
Rating: hard R
Word Count: ~ 5.300
A/N: Third story in the Scrubs!verse but you don’t need to have read any of the previous bits. – References to various 80’s TV-shows, most notably ‘The A-Team’; the title is a quote from the 2010 movie.

So, Sean sometimes channels Howling Mad Murdoch. Yeah, yeah, Orlando knows that it’s not the obvious choice in terms of ‘Which A-Team-character are you’. When the subject arose (like it does) during dinner with some friends recently everyone agreed that Sean would have to be Hannibal and Orlando, duh, was Face. But while Orlando appreciates the sentiment it’s of course bollocks. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Firefly horses)
Title: No power in the verse
Pairing: Sean/Orlando (‘Firefly’ AU)
Rating: err somewhere between PG and R?
Disclaimer: Yeah, this totally happened, I was there. In space. In the future.
Word Count: around 4k
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] dodger_sister requested Orlibean in space. And since my brain automatically short-circuits to Joss’s Firefly universe whenever ‘space’ is mentioned, I decided to basically steal everything from there. If you haven’t watched the show (WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!) it’s not necessary for this. – There are translations for the Chinese words in this at the end of this which, surprise surprise, I also stole from Firefly.

You’d think that there are very few excuses to fly a Firefly. You can’t afford a proper ship, for one. You are chased by Reavers and the only alternative form of transportation available is a three legged horse. Or, finally, you have one of them romantic bones in your body (and an old browncoat in your closet) and think that owning a flying junkyard makes you something of a rebel. – Sean, Orlando has known that for a very long time, just has very very bad taste. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Sport of Kings 1)
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Title: Sport of Kings
Chapter: Seven
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC 17 overall
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
Word Count: 103k overall, 8.2k this chapter
A/N: Intro Post with pictures and links // Previous Chapters can be found here
A/N2: For everyone remembering the old version of this story: no, there aren’t two chapters missing. Trust me :).

'...and a sparkling post-Christmas morning to you all. Still no snow in sight but the temperature still fits the season. You're listening to BBC radio. Best music and -' )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO Paint)
Title: undated
Pairing: Sean/Orlando, Paint!Verse
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Lies.
Rating: Gen
A/N: In response to [livejournal.com profile] lenalove’s prompt ‘green’ for the Paint!boys.

’green’ drabble )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Sport of Kings 1)
Aside from the weekly chapter of SoK I finally got around to (re-)post some of the prompt fics I wrote over the last few months, namely one Karl/Eric, one Sean/Orlando, and one Sean/Sala/Karl ficlet, in case anyone is interested.

As for horses: I saw the CUTEST thing last week which was a week old mini Shetland pony fast asleep and snoring. Nothing can beat that. Now, grown up horses and their men:

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Title: Sport of Kings
Chapter: Five
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC 17 overall
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
Word Count: 103k overall, 7.4k this chapter
A/N: Intro Post with pictures and links // Previous Chapters can be found here

After that cock-up in Cheltenham Bloom was all smiles and jokes with the lads, just like he'd been before. Out on the gallops, though, while the results weren't exactly disappointing they didn't overjoy Sean in comparison to the last weeks of training. Something was off. )

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