afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Orlando blue)
Title: I brought you flowers
Fandom + Pairing: LotR RPS Orlando Bloom / Sean Bean
Word count: 753
Disclaimer: All made up. None of this is true.
Rating: Gen
A/N: You might wanna read the warning at the beginning of this.

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afra_schatz: (Vigbean Hug)
Title: Attention
Pairing: Sean Bean / Viggo Mortensen
Rating: Gen
Word count: double drabble
Disclaimer: Totally made up.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] govi20 because her posting of Sean pics keeps me and the Viggo muse happy :).

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afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO Paint)

Banner by [livejournal.com profile] galor5


Title: Doesn’t paint in town
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC 17, but not really
Word count: 6.806
Disclaimer: It’s all made up, none of this happened. It’s sad, isn’t it? *weeps a little*
Dedication: For [livejournal.com profile] amygirl because she’s the Orlando to my Sean regarding this *winks*
Beta: The lovely [livejournal.com profile] liriel1810 - thank you, dear!
A/N: *crosses the artist fic off her to do list* Now look at that, so many words and so little plot – don’t say I didn’t warn you, this is a slow burner. Also, pov wise I’m about to mess with your head (again). So highlight this if you need to know beforehand who's telling this story: It’s Sean Astin :)

On good days my car resembles a moody teenager and let’s just say that today is not a good day.  )

ETA: [livejournal.com profile] issaro turned this story into a podfic! To download, go here, and make sure to let Issaro know how utterly awesome she is :).
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO Cowboys)
Title: How to woo a sheriff – Chapter One
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: LotR RPS AU
Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC17 eventually, this chapter gen
Disclaimer: A corral full of lies.
A/N: Introducing Viggo and Colin. Also, I happen to have a bar man, a showgirl, a man of the cloth, a barber and an undertaker in there and I’d love to hear your guesses on their identity :).
A/N2: This chapter is dedicated to the queen of crack quotes [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash and the photoshop magician [livejournal.com profile] galor5 for coming up with the most hilarious icon ever. Love you guys.


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afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (OrliBean)
Title: Believe me, I know
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: past tense Orlibean *whimpers quietly*
Rating: R
Warnings: *cries* Translation: I accidentally wrote something angsty.
Word count: 1032
Disclaimer: All lies. And more lies and yet more of them.

It’s not the big gestures you miss. Believe me, I know. And I’ve been together with someone who bought me a sports car only because I said I liked its colour and who got a pilot on one of his parachute trips to write ‘I love you’ into the sky for me. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (mood Vig breathe)
Title: Daft bugger
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: LotR RPS (NZ fic)
Pairing: Sean Bean / Viggo Mortensen
Rating: PG-R probably, if you don’t count my Viggo muse being a tiny bit of a lovesick angst queen, erm king ;)
Word count: 2440
Disclaimer: All made up, totally not true. Not making money with this.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] lorielen who gifted me with a lovely Sean banner for my LJ. Love you, darling.


Viggo tied his shoes. Yes, he not only owned shoes but also knew how to attach them to his feet so they didn’t come off when he started to walk. Viggo, against popular belief, also owned a hair brush that he now put to good use, or as good as possible. Damn, his hair really had grown long. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO)
Title: Dubious Beer Toasting
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Orlibean
Rating: NC 17
Word count: 707
Disclaimer: All lies. And more lies and yet more of them.
A/N: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] orlibean prompt table for Orlando’s 30th birthday. Sets the evening before, in other words: real time, people :). Dialogue only.

“I’m British, I don’t do the prissy champagne version.” )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO Actor AU)
Oi, [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash! *jumps the unsuspecting birthday girl*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GORGEOUS!



Where’s your big damn birthday party? Cause I not only have cake and alcohol, I also brought a special present erm, I mean guest. Most possibly he’ll get plastered in no time, will insult all the other guests and pass out in the middle of your living room, stark naked. But he does look quite decorative when naked…

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Title: See
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Orlibean
Rating: NC 17
Disclaimer: All lies. And more lies and yet more of them.
A/N: Ninth story in the moody middle aged actor ‘verse. Just like the other bits I reckon it can be read as a standalone.
A/N 2: It’s a little late regarding the contents of this, but what can I say? Apparently the bugger of a muse decided that Christmas was not the really relevant date of the year but [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash’s, birthday :). So, all the mush I smuggled past the Bean is for you, darling!
Beta: The lovely [livejournal.com profile] abandt

Sean had always hated December and the whole seasonal charade something fierce because really, Christmas spirit wasn’t anything but a cheap street whore. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Sean esSEX boy)
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Title: Chicken Soup
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Orlibean
Rating: NC 17
Disclaimer: All lies. And more lies and yet more of them.
A/N: Fifth story in ’moody middle aged actor universe’, though just like the other parts it can be read as a standalone.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash Thank you so much!


Chicken Soup )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Default)
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Title: Acting skills
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Orlibean
Rating: NC 17
Disclaimer: All lies. And more lies and yet more of them.
A/N: This is slightly AU. Sean and Orlando are both actors working at a theatre in London. Sets some time after "Invasion".
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash. Thank you so so much, darling! All remaining mistakes are my own of course :).

'Yesterday my father died.' )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Sean esSEX boy)
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Title: Invasion
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Orlibean, AU
Rating: NC 17
Disclaimer: All lies. Not making money with it.
A/N: This is somewhat unusual for me since both boys seem to have a rather aggressive streak to them. Irrlicht, you might recognise the Sean muse in this ;).

Invasion )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Well fucked)
Using the 5 minutes of free time this weekend to post a new picture. Well, it's not so new, I drew it a few weeks ago (back when I had something like a life ;)) and just now found the time to scan it. It's called "Stolen kisses" and it's Legolas/Boromir, or Orlando/Sean in costume, depends on how you look at it *g*.

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Clickety for larger version )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Sweethearts)
Title: Not a bloody thing
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Orlando /Sean
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All lies. Pretty ones, though.
Word count: 1368

Not a bloody thing )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (stud by lorielen)
#1
Title: Evidence
Pairing: VigBean
Rating: PG
Word count: 322
Warnings: none
A/N: Written in response to [livejournal.com profile] nevanoon’s Picture challenge.
Evidence )

#2
Title: Mental
Fandom: x-over Die Hard III and Rambo
Characters: John McClane and John Rambo
Rating: PG
Word count: 407
Warnings: Complete crack. Seriously.
A/N: It's not _my_ fault. My boyfriend is a sicko.
Mental )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO kiss)
Guess what? I'm still alive. And not only that, since atm I don't have to pretend to be all grown up, mature and not-lusting-for-hotmensex-24/7 because I'm supposed to teach lil kids (still summer break here) I have been spending muuuch time reading delicious smut :). One of the finest pieces features - what a surprise ;) - Orlando and Sean and is written by the wonderfully talented [livejournal.com profile] shrinetolust. It's called Home and seriously, it still makes me sweat and moan even though I've read it for, like, twenty times now. And since I have this whole lot of free time at my hands I finally picked up the pencil again and doodled a bit, inspired by this jewel of fanfiction. Shrinetolust said she'd like to have Sean and Orlando snogging and this is what I came up with - hope you guys like it :):

Sean and Orlando kissing )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Faraboro Life is good)
Happy birthday, [livejournal.com profile] lorielen!!!

I hope you'll have a wonderful day with all that one should have not only on birthdays but on every day of the year, really: happy family and friends, great food (perferably chocolate cake and cheese ;)), sunny weather and presents, truckloads of them.

Having you as a friend is one of the reasons why LJ has become home to me. Your creativity, your taste in things and the pure pleasure of discussing about any topic with you, your generosity, your sense of humour and your beautiful writing style, your enthusiasm about little as well as really big and important things, your choice in fandoms that has broadened my horizon so unbelievably and ah, you know your general and overall loveliness - You're incredibly dear to me and I'm so thankful and happy to have met you and to call you my friend.

May the next year be a successful and fun one and may this day (I know I have already mentioned them, but they're really important on birthdays, non?) be filled with cake and presents.

Speaking of, here's a little submission for the collection :). - I love you, dearie. *hugs tightly*

Ewan says... )

The reason (Draco/Lucius) )

Heavy breathing (Viggorli) )

What's in a name (Harry/Draco) )

In the woods (Boromir/Faramir) )

Familiar Faces (Keanu Reeves/Orlando Bloom) )

If reality was fiction (Snape/Lupin) )

Baking (VigBean) )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (stud by lorielen)
Title: Bored properly
Fandom/Pairing: LotRiRPS, VigBean
Rating: NC 17, PWP
Disclaimer: All lies. Pretty lies, though :).
Word count: 3015
A/N: This resulted from a conversation Lori and I had in which she said:
"Bored properly", that's SO something Sean would say while he stood still for Vig to paint him (and of course come up with an abstract painting that wouldn't look like Sean in the least and send our dearest Brit into rambling lots because, bloody hell, he was forced to sit bleedin' still for HOURS for THAT?!
My Sean muse thought this the perfect occasion to come out and play (and play and play... greedy bastard)and pay Lori back for "The pervyness of you":).
Not beta'ed.

Bored properly )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Well fucked)
Finished my latest Sean/Orlando drawing. My personal art critic aka my boyfriend says they both look "well fucked", I take this as a compliment and am quite pleased with myself :). Hope you guys like it, too!

Well fucked )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO)
Happy birthday, [livejournal.com profile] lilith_lilium!!!!

Got something for you :). Terribly late and probably not even a favourite pairing of yours (sorry for that but a certain Bloom muse took over my brain and threatened to whine shamelessly if I didn't let him out to play...) - but it does feature Bean-worshipping and comes with lots of love and belated but heartily birthday wishes *huggles*
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Title: Analgetic
Paring: Sean/Orlando
Rating: R maybe?
Word count: 781
Summary: Orlando's PoV. Serious lovesickness ahead.
Disclaimer: So not true. So not making money with this.
A/N: Once again, not beta'd, sorry for that.
Analgetic )

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