afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO Actor AU)
W00t, my favourite muse is back :).

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Title: Raison d’être
Fandom/Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom actor au
Rating: NC 17 (duh, it's them!)
Word count: 1.866
Disclaimer: Very much not true.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash - here, have a handful of wanking Orlandos :).
A/N: 14th story in the ’moody middle aged actor ‘verse’. Just like the other bits it can be read as a standalone. – This explains the reference to Aristotle’s Poetics, in case anyone is interested.

Sean groaned, defeated. He just barely managed to compile the energy to roll himself off of the other man, get rid off the condom and throw a heavy arm over his face. “You fuck like a pro.” )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO Actor AU)
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Title: Punch
Pairing: Orlando/Sean, Actor!AU
Rating: R (because it’s them)
Word Count: 954
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
A/N: Written as a Christmas present for [livejournal.com profile] vienna80er


For Vienna80er )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Orlando Actor AU)
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Title: Typecasting
Pairing: Sean/Orlando, Actor AU
Rating: R
Word Count: 790
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
A/N: Christmas fic written for [livejournal.com profile] lenalove

For Lenalove )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO Actor AU)
So, I'm off to Crete for ten days tomorrow and leave the bastard duo with you guys for the time being...

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Title: Hurt
Fandom/Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom actor au
Rating: R for them being them / arseholes
Word count: 1.752
Disclaimer: Very much not true.
Beta: The wonderful [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash
A/N: This is 13th story in the ’moody middle aged actor ‘verse’. Just like the other bits it can be read as a standalone.
A/N2: In the call out for prompts [livejournal.com profile] lenalove asked for the bastard boys actors and hurt/comfort. I still have a black eye from suggesting it to them the first time... Hope you like it, dear, even though, I’m afraid, it’s not exactly what you had in mind ;).

Contrary to popular belief, there were actually quite a few things that Sean liked. Acting, sex, and footie, but that goes without saying; who doesn’t. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO Actor AU)
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Title: Snapshot
Fandom/Pairing: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom actor au
Rating: R
Word count: 1.026
Disclaimer: Very much not true.
A/N: Weee, the bastard muse is back! 12th story in the ’moody middle aged actor ‘verse’. Just like the other bits it can be read as a standalone.
A/N2: For [livejournal.com profile] poetic_self who wanted booze and Shakespeare, both of which are hidden somewhere in Sean’s random musing (it’s a bit like searching for Easter eggs…) - Happy birthday, dear!

Sean didn’t really get the fascination with photos – real or metaphorical ones. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO Actor AU)
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Title: Pissed
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: LotR RPS, actor au
Pairing: Orlibean
Rating: R
Word Count: 1550 or something
Disclaimer: All lies. And more lies and yet more of them.
Warning: Does rather plain glorification of smoking count?
A/N: Weee, the bastard muse is back! Eleventh story in the ’moody middle aged actor ‘verse’. Just like the other bits it can be read as a standalone. Guest starring in this part: Alan Rickman, Bernard Hill, Liv Tyler and Emma Thompson.
A/N2: This is dedicated to everyone who wanted more of the grouchy old bastard, especially to [livejournal.com profile] poetic_self and to [livejournal.com profile] liriel1810 who requested this scenario: “What if one of them got a really awful review, something that tore their ability to act or not to shreds... what would the other one do to reassure them?” Guess what happens… :)

All in all? Throughout the play I wasn’t sure whether it was supposed to be a parody or not. Never a good thing. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (fanficwriter)
Oh, this was a wonderful Christmas. Picture me surrounded by 19th century editions of classical German literature, smelling of leather and aged paper, because my Mom and Dad got me bunches of lovely editions of Goethe and Büchner and Herder *book geek squee*

Anyway, I kept thinking of what to say to you, guys, aside from a heartfelt but rather cheap holler of Merry Christmas and went back and forth in my mind between gushing all over you or writing something seasonal. So, let’s start with the first, but an abridged version :):

I know I must sound like I had too much egg nog and chocolate (only the latter being the case) but you all really mean the world to me. It’s so wonderful to have you on my friends list, read your stories and dive into universes created by you, not so much fleeing reality but enrichening it, squee with you over our boys’ prettiness, have lengthy discussions about movies and TVseries, full of fangirlish glee as well as serious discussion. Your posts make me smile and lean back and just feel at home, challenge me and make me think, make me laugh out loud and sometimes cry with happiness or compassion. I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and a good start into 2008.

Now, as for the seasonal ficcage. How about a few snippets from universes of mine and how the boys in the respective storylines spent their holidays :)?


Christmas with the lads from the Actor!AU (Orlibean) )

Christmas with the Nightclub boys (Banabloom) )

Christmas in the wild wild West (How to Woo a Sheriff ‘verse, Orlibean) )

Dialogue only Christmas (‘Say aren’t you’ verse Orlibean) )


I might do a few more over the next days, this is fun :). – Happy holidays!
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO Actor AU)
Since I’m off to Asia tomorrow (detailed post will follow) and firmly intent to leave the grumpy muse behind, I’m happy to have finished this in time :):

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Title: Know
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Orlibean
Rating: NC 17
Disclaimer: All lies. And more lies and yet more of them.
Warning: Does rather plain glorification of smoking count?
A/N: Tenth story in the ’moody middle aged actor ‘verse’. Just like the other bits it can be read as a standalone. Guest starring in this part: Alan Rickman, Bernard Hill, Liv Tyler and Emma Thompson.
A/N2: This one’s dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] idlesloth because she made the muse shuffle his feet and cough and I enjoyed that immensely.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash who rocks my world

Some states of satisfaction were easily enough to acquire. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO Actor AU)
Oi, [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash! *jumps the unsuspecting birthday girl*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GORGEOUS!



Where’s your big damn birthday party? Cause I not only have cake and alcohol, I also brought a special present erm, I mean guest. Most possibly he’ll get plastered in no time, will insult all the other guests and pass out in the middle of your living room, stark naked. But he does look quite decorative when naked…

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Title: See
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Orlibean
Rating: NC 17
Disclaimer: All lies. And more lies and yet more of them.
A/N: Ninth story in the moody middle aged actor ‘verse. Just like the other bits I reckon it can be read as a standalone.
A/N 2: It’s a little late regarding the contents of this, but what can I say? Apparently the bugger of a muse decided that Christmas was not the really relevant date of the year but [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash’s, birthday :). So, all the mush I smuggled past the Bean is for you, darling!
Beta: The lovely [livejournal.com profile] abandt

Sean had always hated December and the whole seasonal charade something fierce because really, Christmas spirit wasn’t anything but a cheap street whore. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO Actor AU)
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Title: Alright
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Orlibean
Rating: NC 17
Disclaimer: All lies. And more lies and yet more of them.
A/N: Eighth story in the ’moody middle aged actor universe’. Just like the other bits it can be read as a standalone.
Beta: The gorgeous [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash

„Who’s that?“ Sean asked, nodding in Orlando’s direction. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO Actor AU)
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Title: Take
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Orlibean
Word Count: 2808
Rating: NC 17 very much so
Warning: Mild breath play
Disclaimer: All lies. And more lies and yet more of them.
A/N: Seventh story in the ’moody middle aged actor universe’. Dedicated to my darling [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash because she rocks.
Beta: Giselle

Sean wished he could open his eyes. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (SO Actor AU)
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Title: Words
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Orlibean
Rating: NC 17, to be on the safe side
Disclaimer: All lies. And more lies and yet more of them.
A/N: Sixth story in the ’moody middle aged actor universe’. Thank you to everyone reading and commenting on the previous bits, your feedback meant a lot to me.
Beta: The lovely, awesome, cool-smirking [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash

Sean should have seen it coming but he was too busy losing the third pool game in a row against Alan to notice before it was too late. Orlando had downed enough to make a horse shitfaced and, having worked with him all day, Sean knew that he hadn’t been in too peaceful a mood even before they’d entered their local. )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Sean esSEX boy)
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Title: Chicken Soup
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Orlibean
Rating: NC 17
Disclaimer: All lies. And more lies and yet more of them.
A/N: Fifth story in ’moody middle aged actor universe’, though just like the other parts it can be read as a standalone.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash Thank you so much!


Chicken Soup )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Sean esSEX boy)
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Title: Perfect paradox
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Orlibean
Rating: NC 17
Disclaimer: All lies. And more lies and yet more of them.
A/N: Forth story in the arc I’ve now christened ’moody middle aged actor AU’. Sean and Orlando are both actors working at a theatre in London and they’re still both honey-sweet darlings. Or rather not. This chapter also includes Liv Tyler, Emma Thompson, Alan Rickman and Bernard Hill.
Beta: By the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash, thank you so much *hands you chocolate covered Orlando*

Perfect Paradox )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Sean esSEX boy)
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Title: Wasted
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Orlibean
Rating: R, I’d say, a good deal of swearing.
Disclaimer: All lies. And more lies and yet more of them.
A/N: This is sorta AU. Sean and Orlando are both actors working at a theatre in London and they’re both honey-sweet darlings. Or rather not. - Sets some time after "Invasion" and "Acting Skills".

Wasted )
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Title: Acting skills
Author: [livejournal.com profile] afra_schatz
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Orlibean
Rating: NC 17
Disclaimer: All lies. And more lies and yet more of them.
A/N: This is slightly AU. Sean and Orlando are both actors working at a theatre in London. Sets some time after "Invasion".
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] giselleslash. Thank you so so much, darling! All remaining mistakes are my own of course :).

'Yesterday my father died.' )
afra_schatz: Made by wizzicons on LJ (Sean esSEX boy)
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Title: Invasion
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Orlibean, AU
Rating: NC 17
Disclaimer: All lies. Not making money with it.
A/N: This is somewhat unusual for me since both boys seem to have a rather aggressive streak to them. Irrlicht, you might recognise the Sean muse in this ;).

Invasion )

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