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The was somewhat predictable...

"Hello, this is the voicemail of Eric Bana. Unfortunately I can't take your call at this moment, but you're welcome to leave your name and number after the beep, and I'll call you back. Alternatively, you could try 07700 900407. Cheers!"

'Yeah no, no matter how often you'll try that, I'm certainly not gonna call Viggo's number. This is Orlando by the way, with a question, a request, and an fyi. First of all, are you aware that it is the middle of September? Second of all, kindly come over and hold the hands of Sasha Tompkin and Carl Vanguard who are sick to their stomach and demand to be shot in the head because apparently their maths teacher fed them half a ton of gingerbread. And third of all, an fyi: Fuck you very much, Eric. Seriously.'

on 2017-09-12 02:14 pm (UTC)
Posted by [personal profile] openidwouldwork
You know, Jackson High pupils really shouldn't be left unsupervised with their teachers...

on 2017-09-12 02:27 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] noalinnea
Ahahahahahaha! :D
Isn't he cute in his unbridled rage? :)

PS: And aaaw, that merits just another 'Love is' cartoon- 'Love is asking people to call you on your lover's phone'!

on 2017-09-12 02:38 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] noalinnea
Eric [10:41 p.m.]: This wasn't just a lesson in geometry but in resisting temptation and exercising self-control.

Eric [10:42 p.m.]: Don't ask me why your students failed so spectacularly.

Eric [10:42 p.m.]: Ours are all fine and neatly tucked into bed.

Eric [10:43 p.m.]: As is Sean.

Eric [10:43 p.m.]: Fine, I mean. And he ate half of the cookies.

Eric [10:44 p.m.]: media content in this message

I'm letting you guess of which of the cookies Eric took a picture?
Just a tiny hint, though:
Edited on 2017-09-12 02:55 pm (UTC)

on 2017-09-12 03:29 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] noalinnea
Eric [11:15 p.m.]: It's only cookies and sick kids, Orlando, not WWII.

Eric [11:17 p.m.]: Let me make it up to you tomorrow.

Eric [11:17 p.m.]: Tea and cookies at Arnor House, 5 p.m.

Eric [11:19 p.m.]: If cookies are not acceptable because Christmas and whatnot, I'll make you a sarnie.

on 2017-09-12 06:34 pm (UTC)
noalinnea: (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] noalinnea
Eric [11.29 p.m.]: It's on.

Eric [11:30 p.m.]: I'm going to annihilate you, though.

Eric [11:30 p.m.]: Obviously.

on 2017-09-12 07:14 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] openidwouldwork
*mutters* I think Orlando should callenge Eric to the larger version of darts...

on 2017-09-12 07:32 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] noalinnea
Ein Riesenmysterium! Ich frag mich vor allem ob Eric tatsächlich glaubt, dass diese tea and cookie Masche zieht oder ob das auch ein verschleierter Gegenangriff ist...

on 2017-09-13 07:44 am (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] noalinnea
Ich wollte eigentlich widersprechen... irre... das kann doch nicht sein... aber dann habe ich überlegt: Karl? Beth? Dom? Craig? Bernard? Irgendwie hast du recht... ich meine, Miranda ist zwar nicht verrückt per se, hat aber eine Horde Enten... hey, aber Cate? Cate ist auch nicht verrückt! (vielleicht ein bisschen verhaltsauffällig). Und Sean? Sean hat ein seltsamens Verhältnis zu Essen, aber verrückt? Nee...

on 2017-09-12 03:21 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] noalinnea
Das erzähöt Eric besser nicht Viggo vor dem Schlafengehen... ;) Und der arme Christopher! Der hat noch nichtmal von den Keksen abbekommen...

on 2017-09-12 07:19 pm (UTC)
Posted by [personal profile] openidwouldwork
Sean + Cookies =

on 2017-09-12 07:34 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] noalinnea
Oh definitely! I think the cookie monster is part of his ancestry ; )

on 2017-09-15 04:22 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] gattodoro
It was somewhat predictable, but I can't believe it is the first or last time Orlando will have to deal with vomiting kids.


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