Fic: Photo

Sep. 10th, 2017 05:52 pm
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This is for [personal profile] gattodoro for declaring Thursdays to be Scottish Thugmuffin day. Even though it isn't Thursday today. But hey, what did you expect from a post featuring Gerry?



‘Ahoy West! Good of you to call, I thought you had maybe lost my number.’

‘Hello. And you didn’t think that.’

‘How would you know?’

‘Last time you thought I did, you came over and gave me printouts of it. 23 of them. And then you stuck them to my kitchen window and put them in my underwear drawer.’

‘Aye, but that was when you were still living at JC. Times were simpler then.’

‘Sure, that is exactly what I would say to that. Only that I wouldn’t so much use the word ‘simple’ as ‘insane’, but sure.’

‘Which is why I now have to virtually stalk you. This is not something I like doing either.’

‘Interesting. I was gonna say something about the 15 emails you sent me this morning, but trust you to make that sound creepier than that.’

‘Aye, I am watching you through the camera on your laptop.’

‘You know I wouldn’t put that past you.’

‘Nah, I don’t know how. Do you think I should get some tutoring from Aldis?’

‘Hell, no. But thank you for your emails. I am not sure what to do with them, but thank you.’

‘You’re supposed to look at the attachments, numpty.’

‘Excuse me that I don’t open any attachments that come in mails you send to me.’

‘I am offended.’

‘Sorry.’

‘I sent you photos. From California, and other places in America.’

‘Why?’

‘Because I thought you might want to look at them?’

‘Yes, I understand that. But why send 15 emails? Why don’t you just copy them on a flash drive and come over so we can look at them together?’

‘That is a belter idea, West! Why didn’t I think of it? Give me fifteen minutes, or make that twenty, I need to grab a quick shower, and I’ll be there, and with beer. And you can show me pictures from Iceland, and all the ponies you saw.’

‘For the last time, Gerry, I did not see any ponies in Iceland. If I had the chance, I’d have gone and looked at some of the geysirs, not miniature horses. But I was stuck at the airport for half a day and didn’t even leave the building. - Gerry?’

‘Aye, still there, could you speak up a bit?’

‘What is that noise?’

‘Water, West.’

‘Gerry, are you under the shower?’

‘What? I told you, you need to speak up, I am under the shower.’

‘For fuck’s sake.’

on 2017-09-10 06:08 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] openidwouldwork
Horses. Iclandic viking descendants everywhere are offended by calling their proud steeds 'pony'. Somebody needs to have a talk with these guys...

on 2017-09-11 08:15 am (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] noalinnea
Awwwww, I'm not sure what's better, Dominic's casual invitation to spend time with Gerry or Gerry's haste to get under the shower and over there! Just, aww! :)

Also, I'm seeing a muffin with a lot of bling and fashionable sneakers now. An actual muffin. The brain is a weird, awesome thing.

on 2017-09-13 04:15 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] gattodoro
The odd thing is that I'm convinced West is crazier than Gerry, which is rather worrying

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