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This is for [personal profile] ireth06 who I think we all agree needs to be lured to the dark side to DW already :D.

One of the particularly beautiful things about being head of house, Miranda has discovered, is the fact that first formers lose even the last bit of inhibition they have towards you. So, she isn’t really surprised when Jojo Santos comes up to her around tea time with a sheet of paper in his hand.

It shows a man on a horse. Jojo isn’t the most talented of artists, it has to be said, so Miranda is thankful that he put “Mr Butler” next to the man’s grinning face and “Dr Snuggles” next to the horse, and a ‘For my favourit teacher’ underneath it; all of it in bold Sharpie.

Miranda bites back a smile when Jojo, somewhat apologetically, informs her that Miranda herself comes in as close second, ‘but Mr Butler, he is just so funny, you know’.

Miranda tells Jojo that she fully understands and then points at the picture, at the rather prominent penis that Jojo drew between Dr Snuggles’s hindlegs.

Jojo looks at her, now both pityingly and with disapproval, and tells her that they learned in class with Mr Butler that it’s always important to get the details right. And Dr Snuggles is a stallion.

Miranda is just glad that Gerry is wearing clothes in the picture.

on 2017-09-07 11:43 pm (UTC)
Posted by [personal profile] openidwouldwork
Um... unstrike?

on 2017-09-07 11:52 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] openidwouldwork
Jojo should be very glad Miranda is not a biology teacher or had any kind of natural sciences training, I would have explained to him in graphic detail why stallions are usually sheathed and what would happen if they weren't. And which diseaseses cause them to not be.

on 2017-09-08 08:25 am (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] noalinnea
Laughing so hard here :)Yes, I am very glad that Gerry is wearing clothes in that picture, too, because... TMI. Love how Miranda is taking all of this in stride!
(and I bet she already had a ton of drawings of her and the ducklings pinned to her closet)

on 2017-09-11 09:19 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] gattodoro
Dr Snuggles is probably also pleased that Gerry is fully clothed!


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