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'Hiya, future caller! You called my number - it's Gerry Butler speaking - and I can't talk to you right now probably because, I mean I'm not clairvoyant or anything, though that would be neat, wouldn't it? If I were, I'd get myself a crystal ball like a gipsy at the fair - shit, no, err, that's offensive, right? Now I need to rerecord the whole message... how do I do -'

'This is Dominic. You still haven't changed that message? It's been, what, half a year? Listen, I need to ask a favour. I'm still stuck in Iceland, bloody airline. And I can't seem to reach anyone at JC, secretaries must've gone home already, and yours is the only number I know. Can you please tell Mc Kellen about my situation and tell him that the idiots from the airline promised me that I'd be back at work tomorrow? Cheers. In exchange I won't publically dispute any of the ludicrous stories about the reasons for my delayed return that you have undoubtedly spread in the meantime. Gotta go, some excited airport personnel coming my way.'

on 2017-08-31 08:55 pm (UTC)
Posted by [personal profile] openidwouldwork
Ooooh, Iceland! Go look at volcanos and trolls and horses and vikings and the diving is supposed to be great as well!

on 2017-08-31 09:24 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] noalinnea
I'm sure Gerry will not inform Ian but ask for pony pics... or he'll tell Ian all about the coupons and he won't be any wiser...

on 2017-09-02 09:29 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] gattodoro
Calling Gerry??? Is this optimism or desperation from Weat?


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