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Btw, JC has at least one job vacancy that needs to be filled tomorrow. I'm taking suggestions :).

[29/8/17, 2:15 a.m.]

“Hi, this is Orlando Bloom. I can't take your call right now, but you can leave a message after the tone, and I will get back to you as soon as I can. If it's urgent, contact Jackson College under 01904 667700. If it's life or death, you might consider calling the police or the fire brigade instead.”

‘Hey Lando, this is Karl. Calling you to tell ya I dropped Sean off at Wellesley’s. Fucker managed to fall asleep on me while we were walking. Claimed he could just as well sleep in the rose bushes and waxed on some poetry bull about roses and thorns and whatever. Next time, mate, if you wanna make sure that he gets home all right? Don’t let him drink that much beer. Or bring him yourself. Oh, that’s right, you couldn’t, because what was that, I think you said you couldn’t feel your legs anymore? Bunch of fucking lightweights, the both of you. Anyway, I decided to crash at Sean’s. Boris is already asleep on The Couch and there’s no need to wake him. Need to be back here in a few hours anyway, right? So, see you at brekkies tomorrow, err later today.’

on 2017-08-29 08:45 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] noalinnea
Not sure not waking Boris is a valid excuse for crashing at Sean's... ;) (Fyi, I read 'wanking' instead of 'walking'...I'm going to be one funny old ladx when dementia sets in...

For the new teacher post I vote for Martin Freeman. Or the tall blonde Knight Lady from Game of Thrones. She's awesome!)

on 2017-08-30 12:34 am (UTC)
Posted by [personal profile] openidwouldwork
David Wenham? What's he doing these days?

on 2017-08-30 09:23 am (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] gattodoro
Definitely lightweights, Boris is not impressed, but he likes The Couch; it smells of generations of hormonal teenagers.

A new boy or girl in the staff room eh? Hmmm, well somebody who is going to wind up Orlando would be good (according to Sean). As per Noalinnea's suggestion, Gwendoline Christie (Brienne of Tarth) would take no shit. Or perhaps a new young and handsome bloke to make Orlando jealous; Aidan Turner, perhaps.

In other (I saw this and thought of you) news, the West family's enthusiasm for voucger clipping has taken a new turn - now they are stretching the household budget by starring in adverts for pasta sauce.

on 2017-08-30 01:46 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] noalinnea
Haha, thanks, your comment sounds so much more sophisticated than mine (Oooh, I know, I know, that awesome knight lady!) :)
Love your take on that add!
Edited on 2017-08-30 01:46 pm (UTC)


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